This job application from Mc Donalds was sent to me by Cathy from Aspirations recruitment solutions. I could be wrong but I believe this job application goes back to 1999. I have to admit I had not seen it before, so incase I am not the only one, I thought I would re publish it here
I also heard that Greg was recruited because he was honest and funny, I wonder where he is now or was it all just a ruse!
|McDonalds Job Application
This is an actual job application!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever’s available.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and
LAST POSITION HELD:
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
REASON FOR LEAVING:
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
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It may be old, but it’s still good.
“DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire”
That is so hillarious! I laughed so loud, I almost spilled my coffee over my keyword 🙂
i will arranged a meeting with you.
thanks for your coperation
my nameis abdi aziz Iwant aply for the belfast mcdonalds to help how to get ajob for the mc becouse iam so interst to work for the mc also idonot have qulificatoin but Iwill try to do every thing that may job become so neserry need job Ihave document in uk and also Ihave unsures number so please help me Ilook for work in mcdonalads in belfast ican work all the week or extra hours if tis possibla or ineed perminent work so Iam ready every time or every hours so please respect my applicatoin and Ihope good result for this applicatoin
my name is charlotte bowles, i am looking for a job in one of your resturants in wigan or manchester.I have worked with and delt with customers in all of my jobs which i loved. I worked as a trainee manager which i had more responsibility in handling money, and occasionally the run of the shop which i did every other week. I have also worked in a bar where i delt with taking orders and serving of food. i hope this application keeps you interested as i am a very hard worker, polite, and responsible as i hope to be apart of your team.
i want to work in a lobby in mcdonalds
i really need a job
i will love to work with mc donalds
I really want to work in the Forge Retail Park as i have customer service experience in working in the Naffi with British Forces and Dominoes Pizzas.
i want a job in mcDonalds please
My name is rahim i am 17 years old i have just finished year 11 and i will be starting college soon in september. I have applied for at least 3 or 4 jobs and it has been quite a while now for me looking for a part time or a weekend job so i have decide to apply for Mcdonalds which i wanted to work there for part time because its a clean place and they sell nice and fresh food. However i just dont understand why i cant get the jobs that i have already applied for. Its been at least a month now and no one has called me back. My school gave me a 3 month holiday and its just me sitting at home doing nothing. I just feel very frustrated and angry i just dont get it why is it so hard and making you feel more painful. If i do get a job at sainsburys could you please let me know i will really appreciate that. The things that i will like do do over there is stack shelves, sweep the floor and maybe make sure things are in the right place. I would like to work in the one in 432-436 Bethnal green road London E2 ODJ website www. Mcdonalds.co.uk
My Address: 44 Ramsey street London E2 6HU
Home No: 020 7739 2851
a) How is it possible that you’ve managed to attract applications to a blog post about a joke?
b) Did you ever hear if anyone tracked down Mr Bulmash using social media – (there’s an interesting challenge for future wannabe recruiters)?
c) seriously – people actually put their phone numbers here – can you imagine where McDonalds would be if they hired these people (if any of you did get a job there I’d love to know!)